Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Why my car cannot go up to genting?



To everyone out there who for god knows whatever reason insists on asking this question for every single variation of vehicle in the entire known universe here is the answer.

YES! YOUR CAR CAN GO TO GENTING!.

Here's the exceptions.
A. You are a really bad driver who ironically can't drive to save his life
B. There's something wrong with your car
i.e you haven't been taking care of it and now its a piece of crap.

For those not satisfied with the answer and exception above please refer to any other answers that can make you happy and is acceptable to you.

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Other reasons your car cant make it to Genting
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1. Your cat* died. (*replace with pet of your choice)
2. Your car gets motion sickness.
3. Malaysian bad fuel quality.
4. The air is too thin.
5. you pick your nose while driving.
6. The manual says specifically.
"DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRIVE TO GENTING"
7. Your parents are divorced/fine/whatever really
8. The planetary alignment does not favor my car going to Genting.
9. I dream that (insert dream here) hence my car can't make it to Genting.
10. My friend said so (Why do you continually listen to your idiot friend)
11. You did not install winches and ropes to climb the hill! (don't forget your safety net in case you tumble back to the Karak H'way)
12. Your car ran out of petrol after the 1st km up the hill.
13. You didn't drive, you pushed your car up!
14. You used square tires?
15. Your car has no engine!
16. Haven't bought a car lar!
17. Your car is the Shell Ferrari Model Car!
18. Honey, I have shrunk my balls!!
19. I have not learn how to drift...
20. My car is afraid of heights.
21. My car does not live in Genting.
22. I am banned from going to Genting.
23. My car does not gamble.
24. My car is afraid of ghostly hotels.
25. Lim Goh Tong refuses to sit in my car.
26. My car is not allowed entry to the theme park and casino.
27. Petrol from the only petrol station makes my car sick and I cannot apply minyak angin to it.
28. My parents don't let me go up, especially after sunset. (No joke, i have heard this before!)
29. My car has so much torque and power that I get nosebleed going up to Genting.
30. My car runs on NGV, so cannot go up Genting.
31. Petrol expensive lar.
32. My cornering skills too damn good.
33. My passenger are afraid of my drifting.
34. My car no ABS.
35. My car tyre botak liau.
36. My passenger get motion sickness when i drive.
37. There is no puke bag in the car.
38. The coffee bean up in Genting not nice to drink.
39. I left my comb at home.
40. My car air-cond not working.
41. My car is really an aeroplane, and I'd much rather fly.
42. But I am not delivering tofu, and I don't drive an AE86!
43. Because I don't know where Genting is. Help?
44. My car don't have power steering. Cannot turn quick enough to the negotiate the twisting road.
45. No Toilet on the way up, scare I pee myself on the way.
46. Don't have bucket seat, keep getting thrown left and right when turning.
47. My car runs on rocket fuel. It goes so fast that Genting don't have a landing strip for my car.
48. Because half way go to gotong raya makan and then come back.
49. I was racing with someone dun-know-who and got carried away along Karak till i forgot to take the turning to Genting and ended up at Bentong, asking myself what am I doing huh ??? and fyi, i lost to the joker also
50. My car is under 21 years of age.

4 comments:

michelleho said...

Plagiarism!!!

Jeffrey Choong said...

What plagiarism?? I got it from a forwarded email. IT doesn't state who is the writer of this also.

Baldwin said...

good one bro!! *thumbs up*..

add one more:

My Car Cant Go Up Genting coz:

Jeffrey's car much more powerful..so i feel inferior..

*lol..

Jeffrey Choong said...

Haha... so you only go up when I am not going up la! =P